I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize
