She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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