she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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