You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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