Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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