Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
