i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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