we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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