i don't plan on having that self control this summer
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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