Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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