Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Randomize
