There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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