If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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