Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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