The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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