i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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