That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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