Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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