Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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