i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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