I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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