Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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