turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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