She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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