yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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