Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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