And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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