id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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