i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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