We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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