Slut skills are useful in every country.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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