woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
