I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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