i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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