She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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