Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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