That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
