...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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