Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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