I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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