I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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