HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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