Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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