She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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