hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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