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She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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