I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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