I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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