oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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