Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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