I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
