therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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