used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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