fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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