I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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